AS I WAS SAYING, we need more hard-hitting news. That's why I'm writing about Angry Birds, the most popular game app on the planet. As a kid, I fired rocks from my slingshot like an Uzi. During college, I worked in a meat-packing plant that ground swine into sausage. That makes me a natural for Angry Birds, where you score by crashing missile-like birds into hapless little hogs.
Is the world flocking to the game? Fifty million downloads to smartphones and tablets (mostly iPhones and iPads) in 80 countries. That's a lot of wage slaves who are bombing pigs, instead of working. It's also serious business for Rovio Mobile, the Finland-based creator of Angry Birds, which was made for $100,000. Like good capitalists, Rovio is selling plush toys and ringtones, and exploring a TV show or movie. Another revenue stream: Angry Birds will launch on Sony's PlayStation 3 and PSP, and possibly Microsoft and Nintendo game platforms.
