I DOUBLE-DOG-DARE you to watch this Combat Zone Wrestling video without busting up. The bad guys use a deadly cobra move to hypnotize the good guys. A bearded wrestler does a jiggly PG-13 strip-tease. All of them break-dance to a funky Third World beat. The crowd goes wild. The broadcaster screams: "What?! He's using hypnosis! This can't be legal in international rules! This is the most illegal thing I've seen in the history of wrestling!" These guys are good. Almost as good as my all-time favorite, the late Bobo Brazil, the Jackie Robinson of pro wrestling and master of the devastating coco butt head butt. Watch Bobo battle the late Andre the Giant in this classic battle royale (4:15 in the video).